Everyone has been getting a kick out of Mariah Carey’s first pitch in Japan and I figured I’d spend a few minutes hours seeing if I could compile some sort of best/worst first pitches. You guys are so lucky to have me.
Up first: Cinci’s Mayor in an absolute travesty of a mockery of a sham of manhood. The look on Eric Davis’ face is priceless.
Second: How is this even possible? I’ve been to Petco and I don’t remember having to check my testicles at the door.
Third: Unless you were simultaneously drunk, stoned, tripping, high, wasted, trashed and stupid there is absolutely no excuse for this. Ever.
Fourth: Eesh, Mariah. I’m pretty sure I heard a “sexy0″ from the Japanese announcer in there somewhere. G Slim, how do you say “BALL” in Kanji?
Five: In case you had any doubts about why G Slim appreciated his time in Japan so much, click here.
