Look, weather you believe in magic and hocus pocus or not there is no denying The Madden Curse. After last night’s snoozer game, The Madden Curse is now officially the scariest thing in the history of the entire world and if I were Larry Fitzgerald I would be hiding like a doomed teenager in the Final Destination movies. At this point the only thing left to do is use this curse to our benefit and demand that EA Sports put Osama bin Laden on the cover for 2010. I can GUARANTEE that within minutes of the opening kickoff next season an unmanned drone will blast Osama out of whatever rock he is hiding under. Look, apparently the US already engages in magical-World-of-Warcraft-style-warfare so why not take it to the next level? Let’s make this happen already, Obama.