Rihanna was pacing around her Beverly Hills mansion one Thursday afternoon when she decided she was bored. She was tired of riding on her pet unicorn and she couldn’t find her diamond encrusted, solid gold iPhone to call up her friends so instead she paced around her room and tried on different leopard and zebra printed outfits. She looked stunning in all of them and couldn’t decide which one she should wear downstairs to see what was in the refrigerator so she opted to...
Ned Colletti was not happy. The Dodgers were in the middle of a terrible swoon, his prized possession (and the man who had completely and totally saved his job by being run out of Boston) was on the DL and he had a terrible case of moustache gout flaring up. There was only one thing to do when he was not happy and that thing involved rollerblading. A lot. Ned turned the volume up on his stereo so he could still hear the faint...
Hello sportsfriends. Who you got in the Derby? I know it’s impossible to ever root against Albert Pujols in any way shape or form but I’m going to go with Ryan Howard. Howard’s numbers have been backsliding for the past three-plus years but the one thing he DOES still do is put balls over the fence. In case you missed the rain slogged Futures Game last night you should know Saint Louis is looking a little damp so it’s possible we’ll see a few...
Hello friends, how have you all been? It’s been a busy week for me so let’s get caught up with some fun old sports talk. Did you know there is a sport called “tennis“? Yes, it’s true and people play it! The Golf Exec and G Slim entered the doubles draw of the Santa Barbara Open and finished with a respectable (not respectable) 0-2 mark. In fairness the matches were closer than the final score indicates (which is not close at all) as they...
